TEAM EUROPE
The Teams
Shahir Patel
Shak
"Shak" 14 (hcp)
Simon Taylor
Roo
"Roo" 17 (hcp)
Nick Taylor
Nick
"Nick" 8 (hcp)
Duncan Hayes
Sky
"Sky" 23 (hcp)
Colin Jennings
Coleen
"Coleen" 36 (hcp)
Paul Thomson
Thommo
"Thommo" 10 (hcp)VS
Simon Carter
Carter
"Carter" 20 (hcp)
Geoff Kettle
Geoffrey
"Geoffrey" 12 (hcp)
Chris Hewison
Geordie
"Geordie" 18 (hcp)
Paul Foster
Fonz
"Fonz" 21 (hcp)
Simon Scard
Scardie
"Scardie" 15 (hcp)
Clive Taylor
Lob
"Lob" 17 (hcp)The Venues
Boavista
Monte Rei
Vale Do Lobo (Ocean)
Sully's
Day 1: Boavista - Texas Scramble
Match 1
Nick Taylor
Nick
Duncan Hayes
Sky
VS
Clive Taylor
Lob
Simon Scard
Scardie
0
1
Match 2
Colin Jennings
Coleen
Paul Thomson
Thommo
VS
Simon Carter
Carter
Chris Hewison
Geordie
1
0
Match 3
Simon Taylor
Roo
Shahir Patel
Shak
VS
Geoff Kettle
Geoff
Paul Foster
Fonz
1
0
0.5
NTP1 0.5
NTPin2 0.5
LD Day 1 Result
3
Europe VS
1.5
USA Night 1: Sully's - Cricket Darts
Duncan Hayes
Sky
Colin Jennings
Coleen
Paul Thomson
Thommo
VS
Simon Carter
Carter
Chris Hewison
Geordie
Paul Foster
Fonz
1
0
Shahir Patel
Shak
Simon Taylor
Roo
Nick Taylor
Nick
VS
Geoff Kettle
Geoffry
Simon Scard
Scardie
Clive Taylor
Lob
0
1
Night 1 Result
4
Europe VS
2.5
USA Day 2: Monte Rei - Fourballs
Match 1
Nick Taylor
Nick
Simon Taylor
Roo
VS
Simon Carter
Carter
Paul Foster
Fonz
1
0
0.5
NTP Match 2
Paul Thomson
Thommo
Shahir Patel
Shak
VS
Geoff Kettle
Geoff
Clive Taylor
Lob
0.5
0.5
Match 3
Colin Jennings
Coleen
Duncan Hayes
Sky
VS
Simon Scard
Scardie
Chris Hewison
Geordie
0
1
0.5
NTPin2 Day 2 Result
6.5
Europe VS
4
USA Night 2: Sully's - Cricket Darts
Duncan Hayes
Sky
Colin Jennings
Coleen
Paul Thomson
Thommo
VS
Geoff Kettle
Geoffry
Simon Scard
Scardie
Clive Taylor
Lob
0
1
Shahir Patel
Shak
Simon Taylor
Roo
Nick Taylor
Nick
VS
Simon Carter
Carter
Chris Hewison
Geordie
Paul Foster
Fonz
1
0
Night 2 Result
7.5
Europe VS
5
USA Day 3: Vale Do Lobo (Ocean) - Singles
Match 1
Colin Jennings
Coleen
VS
Chris Hewison
Geordie
0
1
0.5
NTPin2 Match 2
Ducan Hayes
Sky
VS
Geoff Kettle
Geoffrey
0
1
Match 3
Nick Taylor
Nick
VS
Simon Carter
Carter
1
0
0.5
NTP Match 4
Paul Thomson
Thommo
VS
Simon Scard
Scardie
1
0
Match 5
Shahir Patel
Shak
VS
Clive Taylor
Clive
1
0
Match 6
Simon Taylor
Roo
VS
Paul Foster
Fonz
1
0
Day 3 Result
11.5
Europe VS
8
USA TEAM EUROPE WIN
11.5
vs
8
Key Moments
Another year another win for Team Europe, here is some more of the classic banter between teams and 2017 could have been the best yet...
- Roo - "Can I put a label on your handbag"
- Scardie - "what mountain range do you think that is? Pyrenees or Andes?", Col - "Well it's not the Pyrenees they're in South America"
- Shak - Eagle chip from 142 yards
- Col - bunker shot from below the green with backspin to 6inch from hole to win game
- Golf course - Anally strict buggies at Boavista
- Col - dropped ball and it rolled into bunker
- Carter - 5 shots to get out of bunker, then picked up
- Roo - clearing out all his golf balls. 12 balls in one round
- Dunc - driver for every shot!
- Geordie & Geoff - trying to escape Colin's shot in the buggy
- Scardie - "first bit of sun this year", Geordie - "well I don't know..... it was sunny last year!"
- Thommo - after filling up. "Ahhh we've got Mrs OCD with the notes, she's turning them all over the silly bitch!" Thinking she can't hear because she's behind a screen
- Shak - Playing darts with highest score does a shot. Carter scored 76. Scardie said we could all throw them in the floor and we would only get 75. Shak steps up and throws 2 into the floor and cockily threw the last dart into the board straight into treble 9 giving 77 and a shot.
- General - Pissed absinth man
- Fonz - getting rejected entry to the nightclub
- Scardie - Closest match of darts ever. Four scores 130, 130, 138 and 136. Finished with a Bull from Scardie
- Dunc discussing dieting App. Col - "the trouble is with something like mash potato, there are loads of different options, some at 10 calories and some at 1000, you've got to find the right one" Dunc - "you can just scan the barcode", "on the potatoes?!"
- Geordie - not checking in, cost £17.50. Loads of abuse and then Dunc and Lob getting the same fine for not checking in on the return
- Bird - "Oh my god, it's makin' me eyes water" row of three ladies behind us on the plane. Followed by "has me mascara ran?"
- Roo - Fonzy hits a great drive, Roo shouts a combo of shot and strike which came out as "SHITE Fonzy"
- Dunc - backwards of first tee and then picks up the ball so three off the tee
- Col - hit a bridge and went backwards into the lake
- All - Aquaplaning in the rain on the way to the course
- Geoff - "aim for that tree Lob, the one with the branches, you know, the one with the trunk"
- Dunc - "look at the size of that cat!!"... "Er it's a dog!!""
- Shaq - bouncy ball down the path on the 18th at Ocean. Hit ball 250 yards. Came back 100!
- Shaq - "who do you think will be man of the match?" Dunc - "it could be anybody"
- Lob - "shall we fill up at the Hippo fuel place?" "Er... the one with the picture of the Elephant"
- Col - taking two of own wickets when batting, only took two of the oppositions when bowling
- Carter - Hiding from Carter when he went to the toilet
- Thommo - Darts rage
- Col - "Don't bother embroidering my white and blue shirts because I'll get new ones next year", Roo - "Well don't give them to me then"
M.V.P
AWARD 2017 Simon Taylor
Roo
5 pointsL.V.P
AWARD 2017